I have white noise in my head.
I feel cold and dead.
I feel the world went sour.
I have been in traffic for an hour.

Hi-Qu

Yellow leaves on trees.
Rain falling down on windows.
New year, old projects.

I've read about Zen-Buddhism. I decided Now-Buddhism is a better option for me.

Dermatitis - Skin Boobies

The big question is: Where is my nose running to?

Democracy

A billion Chinese don't get it wrong - chop sticks are the best cutlery
[מליארד סינים לא טועים - מקלות הן בסכו"ם הטוב בעולם]

Казуц Чуковского

אמרות ישנות הופכות שנה

על ראש הממשלה בוער הכובע.

Parabole

I'm not fat, I'm radially challanged

Пушкин на Горах - הפלצנות חוגגת

Тень ползет по горам рано,
Здесь нет звука целофана.
Нет назойливых машин,
Ничего кроме вершин.

Здесь, по горам тот кто бродит
Много странного находит,
Ветер дунет, песнь споёт,
Солнце на заре взайдёт

Здесь, лису бывает видно,
И коза тут вещь не дивна.
Змей под камень заползёт,
Скорпиона там найдёт

И когда вернёшся в город,
И услышишь вновь тот грохот.
Не забудь тогда с вершин,
Тишину больших долин.

Хома

Хома наш брут,
Он брат наш крут.
И там и тут,
нет, не найдут.

???

Остолопотамившей Сублиматор

Bastard John

Bastard John has flown upon The Feast of Dancing Clay
Ate his part and turned about to stare
Bastard Tell me, how it goes that you appeared here?
John shook his head and now regrets ever being here.

Scene from a Gym

Persons Presented

Instructor , gym instructor
Old Lady , comes to the gym for first time, and is instructed by the INSTRUCTOR
Ilya, myself.

Scene.

[Enter all]
Old Lady is on treadmill, instructor telling her about it and starts it at about 1.5km/h. The lady is holding the hand-bar and begins to slide backwards, still holding the hand-bar. Instructor hits the Emergency Stop button.
Instructor. You need to begin walking.
Old Lady. Oh! I do?
Old lady begins walking on the spot, when the treadmill is stopped.
Instructor. Let's begin with the bicycle...

Per Request

Иду я раз по улице,
И вдруг смотрю мой друг Данил.
Купил я на ужин курицу,
Выходит он некрозоофил.

Question

What is the difference between a simpleton and a singleton?

Старые Друзья

Ктуху, Креведко, Сотона
Все забыли Шайтана.

מזג אויר

.שלום! אני אמיר
אני בא מקהיר.
שם מזג האויר,
כמעט תמיד בהיר,
ובלי לעשות שריר,
אפשר להגיד מאוד סביר.
פעם הייתי בעיר,
חפשתי זמריר,
אבל מצאתי ספיר,
בגודל טפיר,
ובעליו הבטיח לשיר
סיפור מהיר,
אבל הייתי זהיר
וברחתי לסיביר.
עכשיו ממש קר פה.

Food

Steak underflow.... :(

Politics

Essence of politics: Phaco-oral activity.

Welcome

Live free to feel comments...
I have a feeling that something's wrong around here...

Australian Beaver

The standard behavior of the Australian Beaver is supplied by it's natural environment and is the usually tree-cutting of mango trees onto the purple kangaroo under the pressure of tons of wooden cuttings from inside its head.

Past & Future

Milk and cookies can brake my bones, but needles can never hurt me.

Déjà vu

I feel like it's hell all over again.

Not every Martin Luther is King

היום

אני לא רעב.
אתמול אכלתי הרבה.
אני לא צמא
אתמול שתתי הרבה

אתמול ראיתי אנשים

Batsibits

Bits of bytes are bits.
bitses bitses bitses

It's Fool Moon Today....

Life

Life is like a wheel - Every turn you get smashed.

Pie

Are you pie? Are you? Should have you been Pie in your last life? Or will you be pie in your next life? The pie is so pied you should be-pie your pied pie.

Length

One Line too long isn't a line too short too long

A starter

If a guinea pig doesn't wanna pig the guinea then you will have much less money.